Some July '11

This is what I posed on my wall for early july:

I rock at ching chong cha!
am I the only one getting this sock lint between my toes?

Independence day.. Party at the Obama's house!
My bed was a transformer the whole time!.. this just got weird
no drumroll please, its just me
has no side-effects

In rock, paper, scissors: Scissors always beats Emo!!
Parents who hope their kids dont look like them: Bruce Willis (other answers: Quintin Tarrentino, Sarah Jessica Parker)

the Lantern and the Hornet need to toss a coin over the colour Green, because this is just confusing!
pronounced: aaw-sum

sms 31189 to have this status sent to your phone
feels like i was hit by the paw of lack-of-sleep bear

no pun here

#hashtags

These are some hashtags from twitter, usually Trending topics that I've added my own 2c to. (because thats all i can afford) :

#wearejonasfans no we're not, hey you tricked me
#rappersthatmightbehomeless ...well.. all of them, if anyone ever actually stopped to listen
#why90srocked we used tippex instead of delete
#rememberwhen santa was still alive, ..oh.. he what? :( my parents lied

#ignoredtextmessages anything that wants me to sms STOP
#haveuever watched disabled porn... oh.. just me?
#imoneofthosepeople who laughs when you fall
#liesthatalwaysworked your butt looks great in those pants

#4wordsbeforedeath they got me partner
#ridiculouslylongtopicthatwillnevertrendbecauseitusesuptoomanycharactersanddoesntleavespaceforanythinguseful

Public Comment - News story

So I follow/fan of:  News24 on facebook, which is a local news website in South Africa. The public is allowed to comment, in true facebook style.. And sometimes I just can't help but lighten some people's day. Even if its only 4 of them. Here's the post. (again removed names and photo's even though its already public, just in case)

Apologies for the small size.. (thats what I tell all the women) I'm just trying to keep with the page style.

Love Comments (1more)

Hahaha, just found this one... must add it.

Love Comments

Sometimes its not so much the status update itself, its the comments from my friends which make my wall and life so colourful. Here are a few examples, I'll put some of my favourites up every now and again..
(i've removed pictures and names where possible so protect their identities)

Also soon to come is some of my own comments on others facebook status posts. (with their permission.. maybe)

June '11 (part 2)

Here are some more.. I'm quite impressed myself, june was a very slow month for me,  I really struggled to come up with any thing slightly humourous. Super glad about the results though:

got nothin.. try again later

my geyboard is borgen

"one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater" Sheb Wolley 1958

like if you're as cool as me (only got 4 likes on this post, oh yeah I rock)

curious?

oh ya.. dont put garlic butter still in the silver wrapper into your microwave... pretty sparks..baad smell
(i really did this)

we compare something small to the thickness of human hair, and something large to the size of whales.. cos those were chosen as the number 1 comparison object that is most recognisable by humans

‎4 hours ago (in 4 hours, this will make sense)

on 11:11:12 11/11/11 you'll be one second late... for nothing...

i get my calcium from yogi jelly tots!

doesn't eat chocolate log - its just a matter of principle

Completed my knot tying class... now can someone please help me undo my shoelaces!

the only reason i'd have Olive Oil in my Kitchen is if Popeye and family came around for dinner!

shuffles every other day

Thats all for now folks!

General Facebook updates - June '11

Here are some of my postings from June:

Doesn't watch "So you think you can dance with a celebrity masterchef's apprentice's next top idol Australia"

when you're on a tv show where the word 'Masterchef' is in the title... you can expect the food to taste good, dont look so surprised..

There's a fine line between 'what I could post on facebook' and 'I should really see a psychiatrist about it'.

i met this girl in a wheelchair, i stood her up... thats when she fell for me, now we're on a roll. (this one's definitely a quote from a comedian who's name i can't remember, look him up he's funny.)

Jack Kevorkian went on his own - Dean likes this

remember that thing i said i didn't break when i was 12 ... it still wasn't me

today was D-day.. not in my little life.. the real D-Day...1944

found a horcrux in my rice crispies...

anyone with the nokia default ringtone should be punched in the head

who's the guy who always claps when a waiter drops a plate?

was in a spur, saw a delivery guy, around 65yrs old with earings the size of my palm... and i thought..... wow... does spur deliver?

saw a horse with TWO heads and TWO bodies!! (Black Adder)

havent had a situation yet where I need to use the word
stat"

i have a five star password *****

Rapture posts

May 2011 was the month when the Rapture was supposed to happen (according to some American guy), I didn't believe this for one second so I looked on Twitter for all the rapture-related posts, there was alot of good stuff. This is what I shared on my facebook page for others to enjoy:

Armageddon a little sick of the Rapture jokes

Does anyone know in what timezone the Rapture happens?

The band "The Rapture" is getting loads of website hits..

Unseen laws

Scientific sports statistics. (yet to be proven), I had these on facebook sometime in may:

Newtons unseen law: The shortness of your shorts is directly proportional to your rugby skill

Boyle's unseen law: The difficulty to understand your accent is directly proportional to your F1 driving skill

#whatdeandid

Here is a #whatdeandid series of posts and status updates that I ran on my Twitter and Facebook account.
It was fun, I should do this more. This was also the inspiration for my blog title :)

#whatdeandid forgot to do something awesome

#whatdeandid gave Peter Pan his happy thought

#whatdeandid ate the Big Apple

#whatdeandid Told Johnnie Walker to take a hike

#whatdeandid stepped on his Blue Suede Shoes

#whatdeandid sent the chicken across the road

#whatdeandid motivated Richard Branson

#whatdeandid nicknamed Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.

#whatdeandid introduced Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin..

 

#whatdeandid introduced Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin..

#whatdeandid styled Mr T's hair..

#whatdeandid taught Madiba to dance..

#whatdeandid woke Rip van Winkle..

 

Twitter 1 July

I HAVE NYANED FOR 42.7 SECONDS! http://t.co/rXqsMu0 via @nyannyancat

What was that?

At some point one day I was really bored, so I collected all my status updates on facebook from around feb 2009 to feb 2010. I posted these in a note on facebook. (again)
It was until now only readable by my friends. I'm now sharing it for the world (well anyone who views this blog). Hope you enjoy it, there will be many more to come. I'm also a twitter user, so I'll throw some of that in sometime.
Why? you may ask, because some people find my updates funny. I'll admit every now and again I borrow lines, jokes and sayings from the world. I try where possible to credit the authour's.
Why dont I just add everyone as friends. Because I dont know you, you are not my friend.
Thats it for now.