Monday, 3 October 2011

Weekday comparisons

Over the past few weeks I've compared the days of the week, in no particular order, to a middle-age fantasy world which does not exist. Why? Because its a fun way to experiment with creativity.
Here they are in order. Saturday was never put on facebook, this one I saved for the blog readers:

Monday is a traitor

if Tuesday were a princess, she'd be the ugly stepsister, fat-footed, dumpling-eating-contest-winner, chased by angry peasants.

Wednesday is the short sighted messenger, horseback travelled across the countryside to bear a scroll of impending attack.

If Thursday was a nightwatchman, he'd be an over-eager, axe-weilding, bribable draw-bridge gaurd over a croc infested swampy moat..

If friday were king, it would rule with smiles, lowered taxes, sunny skies and happy hours..

if Saturday were the queen, she'd be the well presented and sophisticated monarch by day, and equally opposite after dark.

if Sunday were the priest, he'd rest..

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