"page more intersting"

Here's some the low down. A recent protest march in the streets of Joburg, sparked a comment by one of my friends (lets call her Michelle):

heard you marching tomorrow

I wasn't, but nevertheless I my facebook wall got bombarded the next day by a series of further related posts. Here they are in order:

- just saw you on tv
- wtf were you thinking wearin that shirt to the march?????
- saw your interview on tv - why did you say that?
- heard they finally arrested you, suppose i wont get a reply
- actually i was trying to make your page more intersting
- think it worked? comments again:  i think so

Brilliant - thanks Michelle, always a laugh!!

Weekday comparisons

Over the past few weeks I've compared the days of the week, in no particular order, to a middle-age fantasy world which does not exist. Why? Because its a fun way to experiment with creativity.
Here they are in order. Saturday was never put on facebook, this one I saved for the blog readers:

Monday is a traitor

if Tuesday were a princess, she'd be the ugly stepsister, fat-footed, dumpling-eating-contest-winner, chased by angry peasants.

Wednesday is the short sighted messenger, horseback travelled across the countryside to bear a scroll of impending attack.

If Thursday was a nightwatchman, he'd be an over-eager, axe-weilding, bribable draw-bridge gaurd over a croc infested swampy moat..

If friday were king, it would rule with smiles, lowered taxes, sunny skies and happy hours..

if Saturday were the queen, she'd be the well presented and sophisticated monarch by day, and equally opposite after dark.

if Sunday were the priest, he'd rest..

Rubiks Cube

Except for spending alot of time on Facebook and Twitter, I also do other random stuff. (Sometimes  on Tueday nights) like video myself solving the rubiks cube and posting it on youtube...

REM dis-band-ed

So I thew together a few song title one-liners on my Twitter page, since REM recently broke up and the topic was already trending:

Is #REM having a Bad Day?

Dont worry #REM Everybody Hurts

Seems like the Final Straw for #REM

#REM fans wont STAND for this

 

That is all.

Dean likes:

I put a whole lot of these up a while back, but sadly ran out of ideas.
Most people join groups and like pages, and sometimes they are very unrelated, So i wanted to make my likes as far apart from each other as possible. Its funny that way. The trick is to only like two at a time, then it shows on your wall in this way.

Other things I've liked for comedy:

Dean likes Technology and The Amish
Dean likes big butts and I cannot lie
Dean likes becoming a fan
Dean likes Lactose intolerance and Milk
Dean likes Gravy and Trains
Dean likes Pages and More Pages
Dean likes Dr Phil and Other Bullshit
Dean likes You
Dean likes Himself

Coldplay countdown clock

Check it out, here on the left pane..
It's completely pointless, but I'm a fan and can't wait.

Later in August....

This was my facebook wall for the rest of august. I'm putting my comments now in brackets.. itsn't it a little sad when I have to comment on my own status'

 - ever wake up on the floor next to your bed? .. oh .. me neither
 - Panamera is german for "big-ass porsche"

 - there is a weird rainy mist in the air... also im still in the shower (it was a rainy type day)
 - ever try to open a new knife... and the packaging requires that you have a knife to open.?? (really happened)
 - If given a chance to build my own pizza... I would like salami and skittles please :)
 - #TeamNonhle (search this term on twitter - this gal is full of herself)

 - Dear Diary, why do you never write back? - can you hear me now?
 - can you hear me now ??
 - how many times must i tell you.... i dont like to repeat myself (Comments: "Excuse me" "Pardon")

 - do you understand typpos?
 - you know times are tough when i start repeating status updates... (i didn't)

 - the only way i'll see the end of any movie is if its projected inside my eyelids
 - Some say Gaddafi had a major slip up, I think it was just a little Tripoli (Political humour - avoid)
 - Why must you be either a cat or a dog person...? I'm more of a chocolate fountain person

 - somethings missing (I wonder why no-one asked me what was missing..? not one, my friends care)
 - If you have a heart, ignore this status update (4 comments..haha nice, this was in response to
one friend who moaned about the 'chain mail' spam type updates and requests to join various causes)
 - my snoop dog name would be "D to the E A Neezy"

 - i like a little egg humour, especially when they are funny yolks (this was when I did the twitter egg joke)
 - still waiting for Amanda Lee Kimmel to accept my friends request.. (still am, also no-one asked?)

 - I wanted to be a whale whisperer, but I dont think they were listening..

(Here are some alarm clock posts - I wanted to do more, but I got busy)
 - If your alarm clock runs on milk, its probably a cat
 - advice for store owners: shelf alarm clocks in the hammer department

 - Put up a sign to keep the rain spiders out this year, just hope they can read