Facebook status updates Aug2009

Dean Moore Walked into a glass door... Funny, but i didnt think so.
Dean Moore Just saw a movie title by a director: Yu Lik Wai... I thought it was a question..!?
Dean Moore readiness and rainbows, sing-a-longs and the pope
Dean Moore ♫ Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight, unfortunately nothing for me..
Dean Moore Xgames 15 starts today, going to be a good one this year..
Dean Moore Dean Moriarty
Dean Moore my what thot how what peace is
Dean Moore another is back this everyone feeling cant last
Dean Moore Diffie-Hellman
Dean Moore time doesn't fly when you're not having fun
Dean Moore i'm alive. frostbite can try again next year..
Dean Moore mpls
Dean Moore somethings missing..can't quite put my finger on it..
Dean Moore so which is it..."he who hesitates is lost" or "look before you leap"
Dean Moore if its going to be my arse on the line... you'd better not stuff it up
Dean Moore which is correct "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" or "you're never too old to learn"
Dean Moore had it, I was right there... but then i woke up
Dean Moore where have I been, you might ask? well, when you find out, please let me know.
Dean Moore **lol**
Dean Moore Tony Danza set that bar high for man cleaning house.
Dean Moore woo hoo, oh no wait, that was lame... yeah baby.. not quite.. but you get my excitement..
Dean Moore is on it today.
Dean Moore just think, if we took a vuvuzela and put 3 buttons on it... we could call it a trumpet.. and it might sound like something?
Dean Moore wants his own Jerry Springer audience..
Dean Moore anyone having a bad day, say: Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi... feel better now?
Dean Moore inserts this.. instead of a complaint
Dean Moore ok i give up.. u win
Dean Moore do you think i could make it a whole week without any status updates?
Dean Moore i think i skipped sunday, can i go back now?
Dean Moore high-fives all around!
Dean Moore ♫ kitty litter ♫
Dean Moore bark bark
Dean Moore listening to Foreigner..
Dean Moore thank you for participating
Dean Moore why dont shoe manufacturers endorse insect squashing?
Dean Moore Dean Martin rocks!
Dean Moore how come post-its dont need stamps?
Dean Moore curtain rings, chicken flings and shiny things.. yip thats about it
Dean Moore feels like a dentist, sliding around on my office chair... that and the pain that people feel when they leave..
Dean Moore see a penny pick it up, all day long you'll walk around with a useless 5c in your pocket...
Dean Moore ha
Dean Moore thank the romans its friday
Dean Moore think not of mistakes made in the past, rather of how many you are yet to make
Dean Moore aaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhgrrrrrrrrrrrrrhaaaaaaaaaaagrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"$"£*&"$*"!!