Here's some the low down. A recent protest march in the streets of Joburg, sparked a comment by one of my friends (lets call her Michelle):
heard you marching tomorrow
I wasn't, but nevertheless I my facebook wall got bombarded the next day by a series of further related posts. Here they are in order:
Monday 31 October 2011
Monday 3 October 2011
Weekday comparisons
Over the past few weeks I've compared the days of the week, in no particular order, to a middle-age fantasy world which does not exist. Why? Because its a fun way to experiment with creativity.
Here they are in order. Saturday was never put on facebook, this one I saved for the blog readers:
Monday is a traitor
if Tuesday were a princess, she'd be the ugly stepsister, fat-footed, dumpling-eating-contest-winner, chased by angry peasants.
Wednesday is the short sighted messenger, horseback travelled across the countryside to bear a scroll of impending attack.
If Thursday was a nightwatchman, he'd be an over-eager, axe-weilding, bribable draw-bridge gaurd over a croc infested swampy moat..
If friday were king, it would rule with smiles, lowered taxes, sunny skies and happy hours..
if Saturday were the queen, she'd be the well presented and sophisticated monarch by day, and equally opposite after dark.
if Sunday were the priest, he'd rest..
Here they are in order. Saturday was never put on facebook, this one I saved for the blog readers:
Monday is a traitor
if Tuesday were a princess, she'd be the ugly stepsister, fat-footed, dumpling-eating-contest-winner, chased by angry peasants.
Wednesday is the short sighted messenger, horseback travelled across the countryside to bear a scroll of impending attack.
If Thursday was a nightwatchman, he'd be an over-eager, axe-weilding, bribable draw-bridge gaurd over a croc infested swampy moat..
If friday were king, it would rule with smiles, lowered taxes, sunny skies and happy hours..
if Saturday were the queen, she'd be the well presented and sophisticated monarch by day, and equally opposite after dark.
if Sunday were the priest, he'd rest..
Tuesday 27 September 2011
Rubiks Cube
Except for spending alot of time on Facebook and Twitter, I also do other random stuff. (Sometimes on Tueday nights) like video myself solving the rubiks cube and posting it on youtube...
Monday 26 September 2011
REM dis-band-ed
So I thew together a few song title one-liners on my Twitter page, since REM recently broke up and the topic was already trending:
Monday 19 September 2011
Dean likes:
I put a whole lot of these up a while back, but sadly ran out of ideas.
Most people join groups and like pages, and sometimes they are very unrelated, So i wanted to make my likes as far apart from each other as possible. Its funny that way. The trick is to only like two at a time, then it shows on your wall in this way.
Other things I've liked for comedy:
Dean likes Technology and The Amish
Dean likes big butts and I cannot lie
Dean likes becoming a fan
Dean likes Lactose intolerance and Milk
Dean likes Gravy and Trains
Dean likes Pages and More Pages
Dean likes Dr Phil and Other Bullshit
Dean likes You
Dean likes Himself
Most people join groups and like pages, and sometimes they are very unrelated, So i wanted to make my likes as far apart from each other as possible. Its funny that way. The trick is to only like two at a time, then it shows on your wall in this way.
Dean likes Technology and The Amish
Dean likes big butts and I cannot lie
Dean likes becoming a fan
Dean likes Lactose intolerance and Milk
Dean likes Gravy and Trains
Dean likes Pages and More Pages
Dean likes Dr Phil and Other Bullshit
Dean likes You
Dean likes Himself
Thursday 15 September 2011
Coldplay countdown clock
Check it out, here on the left pane..
It's completely pointless, but I'm a fan and can't wait.
It's completely pointless, but I'm a fan and can't wait.
Thursday 1 September 2011
Later in August....
This was my facebook wall for the rest of august. I'm putting my comments now in brackets.. itsn't it a little sad when I have to comment on my own status'
- ever wake up on the floor next to your bed? .. oh .. me neither
- Panamera is german for "big-ass porsche"
- there is a weird rainy mist in the air... also im still in the shower (it was a rainy type day)
- ever try to open a new knife... and the packaging requires that you have a knife to open.?? (really happened)
- If given a chance to build my own pizza... I would like salami and skittles please :)
- #TeamNonhle (search this term on twitter - this gal is full of herself)
- Dear Diary, why do you never write back? - can you hear me now?
- can you hear me now ??
- how many times must i tell you.... i dont like to repeat myself (Comments: "Excuse me" "Pardon")
- do you understand typpos?
- you know times are tough when i start repeating status updates... (i didn't)
- the only way i'll see the end of any movie is if its projected inside my eyelids
- Some say Gaddafi had a major slip up, I think it was just a little Tripoli (Political humour - avoid)
- Why must you be either a cat or a dog person...? I'm more of a chocolate fountain person
- somethings missing (I wonder why no-one asked me what was missing..? not one, my friends care)
- If you have a heart, ignore this status update (4 comments..haha nice, this was in response to
one friend who moaned about the 'chain mail' spam type updates and requests to join various causes)
- my snoop dog name would be "D to the E A Neezy"
- i like a little egg humour, especially when they are funny yolks (this was when I did the twitter egg joke)
- still waiting for Amanda Lee Kimmel to accept my friends request.. (still am, also no-one asked?)
- I wanted to be a whale whisperer, but I dont think they were listening..
(Here are some alarm clock posts - I wanted to do more, but I got busy)
- If your alarm clock runs on milk, its probably a cat
- advice for store owners: shelf alarm clocks in the hammer department
- Put up a sign to keep the rain spiders out this year, just hope they can read
- ever wake up on the floor next to your bed? .. oh .. me neither
- Panamera is german for "big-ass porsche"
- there is a weird rainy mist in the air... also im still in the shower (it was a rainy type day)
- ever try to open a new knife... and the packaging requires that you have a knife to open.?? (really happened)
- If given a chance to build my own pizza... I would like salami and skittles please :)
- #TeamNonhle (search this term on twitter - this gal is full of herself)
- Dear Diary, why do you never write back? - can you hear me now?
- can you hear me now ??
- how many times must i tell you.... i dont like to repeat myself (Comments: "Excuse me" "Pardon")
- do you understand typpos?
- you know times are tough when i start repeating status updates... (i didn't)
- the only way i'll see the end of any movie is if its projected inside my eyelids
- Some say Gaddafi had a major slip up, I think it was just a little Tripoli (Political humour - avoid)
- Why must you be either a cat or a dog person...? I'm more of a chocolate fountain person
- somethings missing (I wonder why no-one asked me what was missing..? not one, my friends care)
- If you have a heart, ignore this status update (4 comments..haha nice, this was in response to
one friend who moaned about the 'chain mail' spam type updates and requests to join various causes)
- my snoop dog name would be "D to the E A Neezy"
- i like a little egg humour, especially when they are funny yolks (this was when I did the twitter egg joke)
- still waiting for Amanda Lee Kimmel to accept my friends request.. (still am, also no-one asked?)
- I wanted to be a whale whisperer, but I dont think they were listening..
(Here are some alarm clock posts - I wanted to do more, but I got busy)
- If your alarm clock runs on milk, its probably a cat
- advice for store owners: shelf alarm clocks in the hammer department
- Put up a sign to keep the rain spiders out this year, just hope they can read
Thursday 25 August 2011
Twitter Eggs
The other day (12th August) I posted this on Twitter:
anyone without a profile pic is an egg
The default profile pics on twitter are in fact eggs...
I was retweeted (below) - Like it alot.. retweets are cool stuff. I dont know axzana, and its good to know that someone else, other than my friends appreciate a little yolk... :)
axzana axzana
“@deanbmoore: anyone without a profile pic is an egg” simple and true :-)
This was so awesome... not really
Sometimes I do a series of status updates that are related, usually it takes people a little while to notice that its alot of the same updates. Its all planned in advance.. well the idea at least. The updates I came up with on the spot: this is the not really range, I enjoyed it and will do it again.. not really
10th Aug: has an neurological imbalance.. not really but it sounds cool
10th Aug: Broke my toe... not really but it would have hurt
11th Aug: You can call me Double D... not really because i only have one D..
11th Aug: made this one up
11th Aug: made this one up... not really because I copied it from earlier on..
11th Aug: put this update on Twitter too.. not really but try prove me wrong
11th Aug Knocked over a man with my car...not really.. it was an old lady
This was the response from one of my facebook friends:
X Name Removed X
Dean's new name is Dean "Not Really" Surname.... Not really, but you know what I mean!
I liked it. Then commented that I loved it... followed by another comment: "...not really"
10th Aug: has an neurological imbalance.. not really but it sounds cool
10th Aug: Broke my toe... not really but it would have hurt
11th Aug: You can call me Double D... not really because i only have one D..
11th Aug: made this one up
11th Aug: made this one up... not really because I copied it from earlier on..
11th Aug: put this update on Twitter too.. not really but try prove me wrong
11th Aug Knocked over a man with my car...not really.. it was an old lady
This was the response from one of my facebook friends:
X Name Removed X
Dean's new name is Dean "Not Really" Surname.... Not really, but you know what I mean!
I liked it. Then commented that I loved it... followed by another comment: "...not really"
Early August
Status updates from early august:
this apple tastes kind of like apple juice..
this is a mysterious update
i never owned a breadknife... it was the best thing... before sliced bread
The Black Eyed Peas are the new Vengaboys
what would Edward Woodward be without the D's..? Ewar Woowar ( i borroed this joke from my sister who apparently borrowed it from a British TV show called QI, love it!)
made you look (not as great a response as I expected.. I planned to follow it up with this next one)
its very important that you read my last status update.. tell your family
Great site, will always amaze...!! http://bd.vg/ (it really it - click the link!)
has an neurological imbalance.. not really but it sounds cool
this apple tastes kind of like apple juice..
this is a mysterious update
i never owned a breadknife... it was the best thing... before sliced bread
The Black Eyed Peas are the new Vengaboys
what would Edward Woodward be without the D's..? Ewar Woowar ( i borroed this joke from my sister who apparently borrowed it from a British TV show called QI, love it!)
made you look (not as great a response as I expected.. I planned to follow it up with this next one)
its very important that you read my last status update.. tell your family
Great site, will always amaze...!! http://bd.vg/ (it really it - click the link!)
has an neurological imbalance.. not really but it sounds cool
Thursday 28 July 2011
Some July '11
This is what I posed on my wall for early july:
I rock at ching chong cha!
am I the only one getting this sock lint between my toes?
Independence day.. Party at the Obama's house!
My bed was a transformer the whole time!.. this just got weird
no drumroll please, its just me
has no side-effects
In rock, paper, scissors: Scissors always beats Emo!!
Parents who hope their kids dont look like them: Bruce Willis (other answers: Quintin Tarrentino, Sarah Jessica Parker)
the Lantern and the Hornet need to toss a coin over the colour Green, because this is just confusing!
pronounced: aaw-sum
sms 31189 to have this status sent to your phone
feels like i was hit by the paw of lack-of-sleep bear
no pun here
I rock at ching chong cha!
am I the only one getting this sock lint between my toes?
Independence day.. Party at the Obama's house!
My bed was a transformer the whole time!.. this just got weird
no drumroll please, its just me
has no side-effects
In rock, paper, scissors: Scissors always beats Emo!!
Parents who hope their kids dont look like them: Bruce Willis (other answers: Quintin Tarrentino, Sarah Jessica Parker)
the Lantern and the Hornet need to toss a coin over the colour Green, because this is just confusing!
pronounced: aaw-sum
sms 31189 to have this status sent to your phone
feels like i was hit by the paw of lack-of-sleep bear
no pun here
Monday 25 July 2011
#hashtags
These are some hashtags from twitter, usually Trending topics that I've added my own 2c to. (because thats all i can afford) :
#wearejonasfans no we're not, hey you tricked me
#rappersthatmightbehomeless ...well.. all of them, if anyone ever actually stopped to listen
#why90srocked we used tippex instead of delete
#rememberwhen santa was still alive, ..oh.. he what? :( my parents lied
#ignoredtextmessages anything that wants me to sms STOP
#haveuever watched disabled porn... oh.. just me?
#imoneofthosepeople who laughs when you fall
#liesthatalwaysworked your butt looks great in those pants
#4wordsbeforedeath they got me partner
#ridiculouslylongtopicthatwillnevertrendbecauseitusesuptoomanycharactersanddoesntleavespaceforanythinguseful
#wearejonasfans no we're not, hey you tricked me
#rappersthatmightbehomeless ...well.. all of them, if anyone ever actually stopped to listen
#why90srocked we used tippex instead of delete
#rememberwhen santa was still alive, ..oh.. he what? :( my parents lied
#ignoredtextmessages anything that wants me to sms STOP
#haveuever watched disabled porn... oh.. just me?
#imoneofthosepeople who laughs when you fall
#liesthatalwaysworked your butt looks great in those pants
#4wordsbeforedeath they got me partner
#ridiculouslylongtopicthatwillnevertrendbecauseitusesuptoomanycharactersanddoesntleavespaceforanythinguseful
Friday 22 July 2011
Public Comment - News story
So I follow/fan of: News24 on facebook, which is a local news website in South Africa. The public is allowed to comment, in true facebook style.. And sometimes I just can't help but lighten some people's day. Even if its only 4 of them. Here's the post. (again removed names and photo's even though its already public, just in case)
Apologies for the small size.. (thats what I tell all the women) I'm just trying to keep with the page style.
Love Comments
Sometimes its not so much the status update itself, its the comments from my friends which make my wall and life so colourful. Here are a few examples, I'll put some of my favourites up every now and again..
(i've removed pictures and names where possible so protect their identities)
Also soon to come is some of my own comments on others facebook status posts. (with their permission.. maybe)
(i've removed pictures and names where possible so protect their identities)
Friday 8 July 2011
June '11 (part 2)
Here are some more.. I'm quite impressed myself, june was a very slow month for me, I really struggled to come up with any thing slightly humourous. Super glad about the results though:
Monday 4 July 2011
Rapture posts
May 2011 was the month when the Rapture was supposed to happen (according to some American guy), I didn't believe this for one second so I looked on Twitter for all the rapture-related posts, there was alot of good stuff. This is what I shared on my facebook page for others to enjoy:
Sunday 3 July 2011
#whatdeandid
Here is a #whatdeandid series of posts and status updates that I ran on my Twitter and Facebook account.
It was fun, I should do this more. This was also the inspiration for my blog title :)
It was fun, I should do this more. This was also the inspiration for my blog title :)
#whatdeandid forgot to do something awesome
#whatdeandid gave Peter Pan his happy thought
#whatdeandid ate the Big Apple
#whatdeandid Told Johnnie Walker to take a hike
#whatdeandid stepped on his Blue Suede Shoes
#whatdeandid sent the chicken across the road
#whatdeandid motivated Richard Branson
#whatdeandid nicknamed Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.
#whatdeandid introduced Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin..
#whatdeandid introduced Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin..
#whatdeandid styled Mr T's hair..
#whatdeandid taught Madiba to dance..
#whatdeandid woke Rip van Winkle..
Friday 1 July 2011
What was that?
At some point one day I was really bored, so I collected all my status updates on facebook from around feb 2009 to feb 2010. I posted these in a note on facebook. (again)
It was until now only readable by my friends. I'm now sharing it for the world (well anyone who views this blog). Hope you enjoy it, there will be many more to come. I'm also a twitter user, so I'll throw some of that in sometime.
Why? you may ask, because some people find my updates funny. I'll admit every now and again I borrow lines, jokes and sayings from the world. I try where possible to credit the authour's.
Why dont I just add everyone as friends. Because I dont know you, you are not my friend.
Thats it for now.
It was until now only readable by my friends. I'm now sharing it for the world (well anyone who views this blog). Hope you enjoy it, there will be many more to come. I'm also a twitter user, so I'll throw some of that in sometime.
Why? you may ask, because some people find my updates funny. I'll admit every now and again I borrow lines, jokes and sayings from the world. I try where possible to credit the authour's.
Why dont I just add everyone as friends. Because I dont know you, you are not my friend.
Thats it for now.
Thursday 30 June 2011
Facebook status updates Feb 2010
Dean Moore Steve Jobs, Ima let you finish, but Moses had the greatest tablet announcement of all time"
Dean Moore needs a thing so people can say things like: hey there's that guy.. who wears his underpants outside his trousers..
Dean Moore messed yoghurt on my pants, no really its yoghurt
Dean Moore computer says No
Dean Moore why am i the sidekick in my own superhero day dream?
Dean Moore Mostly Sittin outside... Mostly
Dean Moore hey Majide!
Dean Moore slam dunked ISCW
Dean Moore Ball watching is ok, but only in cricket.
Dean Moore have an awesome weekend, while someone (
Dean Moore is bruised, ok i'm done poking
Dean Moore poking
Dean Moore but um
Dean Moore drove through a puddle up to my aerial.. ..its a bee sting
Dean Moore Study study study
Dean Moore when and then so with it and but for nothing till then once was Ryno Visser
Dean Moore do you think superheroes wear underwear with ordinary people on them?
Dean Moore thinks Aiden is in the dog box
Dean Moore 2min17sec - What did you see?
Dean Moore #thingsyouneversee: a skater with a belt, an emo with a smile, a rapper named george, 2013, an ostrich in a toupee, a bentley with a bumper sticker
Dean Moore who would win a one-on-one basketball match between a giraffe and a t-rex?
Dean Moore does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Dean Moore Cannonball the fiddle cove... Ooh la la... With the pork steeple
Dean Moore loves the Jessica's : Alba, Biel, Simpson, Rabbit, Tandy... wait ..... what?
Dean Moore why do i smell flowers when i sneeze?
Dean Moore i'm ready for my music montage where i start as a bumbling idiot and after 'eye of the tiger' is done playing, i walk out a sculpted fighting machine
Dean Moore apparently to seismologists - size does count.. they have scales to measure and everything..!
Dean Moore volunteers to leave your kids at school today..
Dean Moore dude
Dean Moore no likey Mr. Fish's few and half-assed updates..
Dean Moore its raining rodents and midgets here..
Dean Moore Here's my video of strange happenings...
Dean Moore Its weird, its strange, its happening to me... I dont believe this!
Dean Moore have you ever had your tv just turn on by itself.. even when its switched off at the power, and no-one is around.. watch this space.. its paranormal..
Dean Moore If you're only back at work today, not to worry. Its Overrated.
Dean Moore Well done to all the ladies who confessed their colours today... And men too!
Dean Moore everyone who believes the world will end in 2012, please write me a cheque dated January 2013, if you're right, you wont need it..
Dean Moore I had a dream last night I was an Insomniac. - Dane Cook
Dean Moore thinks that referrals are a complete waste of time and make the umpires look stupid.. ok their hats make them look stupid.. but thats cricket
Dean Moore did i just say "by golly" ?
Dean Moore hi bob
Dean Moore substitutes a deep and meaningful message of happiness and sadness with update of comedy, eggs, microphone spit, and cutting hundreds and thousands into slices..
Dean Moore Take away that last vowel and Lady Gaga is just another working girl
Dean Moore Creme Soda is mostly just Vanilla, think about it..
Dean Moore Don't burn bridges and the ropes that hold them, you may find yourself alone somewhere.. with no bridges or ropes..
Dean Moore Will not !! for the next 363 days say twenty ten. It shall be known as two thousand ten.
Dean Moore Home schweet home
Dean Moore needs a thing so people can say things like: hey there's that guy.. who wears his underpants outside his trousers..
Dean Moore messed yoghurt on my pants, no really its yoghurt
Dean Moore computer says No
Dean Moore why am i the sidekick in my own superhero day dream?
Dean Moore Mostly Sittin outside... Mostly
Dean Moore hey Majide!
Dean Moore slam dunked ISCW
Dean Moore Ball watching is ok, but only in cricket.
Dean Moore have an awesome weekend, while someone (
Dean Moore is bruised, ok i'm done poking
Dean Moore poking
Dean Moore but um
Dean Moore drove through a puddle up to my aerial.. ..its a bee sting
Dean Moore Study study study
Dean Moore when and then so with it and but for nothing till then once was Ryno Visser
Dean Moore do you think superheroes wear underwear with ordinary people on them?
Dean Moore thinks Aiden is in the dog box
Dean Moore 2min17sec - What did you see?
Dean Moore #thingsyouneversee: a skater with a belt, an emo with a smile, a rapper named george, 2013, an ostrich in a toupee, a bentley with a bumper sticker
Dean Moore who would win a one-on-one basketball match between a giraffe and a t-rex?
Dean Moore does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Dean Moore Cannonball the fiddle cove... Ooh la la... With the pork steeple
Dean Moore loves the Jessica's : Alba, Biel, Simpson, Rabbit, Tandy... wait ..... what?
Dean Moore why do i smell flowers when i sneeze?
Dean Moore i'm ready for my music montage where i start as a bumbling idiot and after 'eye of the tiger' is done playing, i walk out a sculpted fighting machine
Dean Moore apparently to seismologists - size does count.. they have scales to measure and everything..!
Dean Moore volunteers to leave your kids at school today..
Dean Moore dude
Dean Moore no likey Mr. Fish's few and half-assed updates..
Dean Moore its raining rodents and midgets here..
Dean Moore Here's my video of strange happenings...
Dean Moore Its weird, its strange, its happening to me... I dont believe this!
Dean Moore have you ever had your tv just turn on by itself.. even when its switched off at the power, and no-one is around.. watch this space.. its paranormal..
Dean Moore If you're only back at work today, not to worry. Its Overrated.
Dean Moore Well done to all the ladies who confessed their colours today... And men too!
Dean Moore everyone who believes the world will end in 2012, please write me a cheque dated January 2013, if you're right, you wont need it..
Dean Moore I had a dream last night I was an Insomniac. - Dane Cook
Dean Moore thinks that referrals are a complete waste of time and make the umpires look stupid.. ok their hats make them look stupid.. but thats cricket
Dean Moore did i just say "by golly" ?
Dean Moore hi bob
Dean Moore substitutes a deep and meaningful message of happiness and sadness with update of comedy, eggs, microphone spit, and cutting hundreds and thousands into slices..
Dean Moore Take away that last vowel and Lady Gaga is just another working girl
Dean Moore Creme Soda is mostly just Vanilla, think about it..
Dean Moore Don't burn bridges and the ropes that hold them, you may find yourself alone somewhere.. with no bridges or ropes..
Dean Moore Will not !! for the next 363 days say twenty ten. It shall be known as two thousand ten.
Dean Moore Home schweet home
Facebook status updates Jan 2010
Dean Moore Whats the best thing that happened to me in 2009? That would be today, cos its over.
Dean Moore is soo lazy.. in other words, nothing new to report
Dean Moore Boxing day Golf rained out :(
Dean Moore Wishes everyone a very Merry Christmas, get fat and be jolly !!
Dean Moore and I thought mistletoe was something to do with pulling ur pants up too high?
Dean Moore When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
Dean Moore Hark, its nearly xmas
Dean Moore this mistletoe aint workin.. ok so its cabbage.. i never asked your opinion
Dean Moore is there anyone, who's family does NOT own the Boney M christmas album?
Dean Moore Rudolf the reindeer was the class clown!?
Dean Moore WHAT!!? There is NO Santa?!?
Dean Moore this rain makes me feel warm and fuzzy, and by rain i mean vodka
Dean Moore A rose by any other name is phenol athol alcohol..
Dean Moore Going to watch Avatar in 3D... Who wants to touch me?
Dean Moore did the mayans predict that the movie would make $230.4 million ?
Dean Moore ok seriously, what day of the week is this.?? :)
Dean Moore dnt thk ts rght 2 rmve d vowels frm wrds
Dean Moore Perfect lazy day, someone bring me a donut.
Dean Moore Damn u's a sexy bitch... Fags
Dean Moore Sitting at F cafe in cedar... Feels like holiday.
Dean Moore has gone White Stripes mad today.. Jack is my new favorite person.. uh oh..
Dean Moore to everyone going on leave now.. its salty and tastes like seaweed.. enjoy!
Dean Moore do not put things off for tomorrow, what can be done the day after.
Dean Moore back in the ol' seat o' work..
Dean Moore Rabble rabble rabble, home sweet home, would rather still be on holiday..
Dean Moore Had a super week
Dean Moore So i did watch New Moon yesterday, i think sparkle chest guy should use his families money to buy shirtless dog boy a t-shirt.
Dean Moore 3hrs sleep..time to start a new day, there was no hangover at 5am..
Dean Moore Spent the day in margate.. Mmmm. Just been for a long beach walk.
Dean Moore Having coffee overlooking the ocean, good morning holiday.
Dean Moore will be a Victim tonight!
Dean Moore do you think i can get the crowd to sing "i got Ham but I'm not a Hamster" at the Killers show during 'all these things that I've done' ?
Dean Moore is quoting song lyrics today (yes marco it is an original update) " Oh Oh ohoh Oh OH Ohohhho"
Dean Moore was Einsteins theory, Relatively good?
Dean Moore thinks there should be a limit to how many times a person should watch New Moon... i think once is already too much
Dean Moore how many points do i get for splashing a road worker with a puddle?
Dean Moore going to start using facebook in Føroyskt instead of english
Dean Moore places smart message here
Dean Moore they could kill two birds with one stone if they put urinals at ATM's.. the question is: Would you use it?
Dean Moore dropped my headset in the toilet, please dont call me right now...
Dean Moore is soo lazy.. in other words, nothing new to report
Dean Moore Boxing day Golf rained out :(
Dean Moore Wishes everyone a very Merry Christmas, get fat and be jolly !!
Dean Moore and I thought mistletoe was something to do with pulling ur pants up too high?
Dean Moore When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
Dean Moore Hark, its nearly xmas
Dean Moore this mistletoe aint workin.. ok so its cabbage.. i never asked your opinion
Dean Moore is there anyone, who's family does NOT own the Boney M christmas album?
Dean Moore Rudolf the reindeer was the class clown!?
Dean Moore WHAT!!? There is NO Santa?!?
Dean Moore this rain makes me feel warm and fuzzy, and by rain i mean vodka
Dean Moore A rose by any other name is phenol athol alcohol..
Dean Moore Going to watch Avatar in 3D... Who wants to touch me?
Dean Moore did the mayans predict that the movie would make $230.4 million ?
Dean Moore ok seriously, what day of the week is this.?? :)
Dean Moore dnt thk ts rght 2 rmve d vowels frm wrds
Dean Moore Perfect lazy day, someone bring me a donut.
Dean Moore Damn u's a sexy bitch... Fags
Dean Moore Sitting at F cafe in cedar... Feels like holiday.
Dean Moore has gone White Stripes mad today.. Jack is my new favorite person.. uh oh..
Dean Moore to everyone going on leave now.. its salty and tastes like seaweed.. enjoy!
Dean Moore do not put things off for tomorrow, what can be done the day after.
Dean Moore back in the ol' seat o' work..
Dean Moore Rabble rabble rabble, home sweet home, would rather still be on holiday..
Dean Moore Had a super week
Dean Moore So i did watch New Moon yesterday, i think sparkle chest guy should use his families money to buy shirtless dog boy a t-shirt.
Dean Moore 3hrs sleep..time to start a new day, there was no hangover at 5am..
Dean Moore Spent the day in margate.. Mmmm. Just been for a long beach walk.
Dean Moore Having coffee overlooking the ocean, good morning holiday.
Dean Moore will be a Victim tonight!
Dean Moore do you think i can get the crowd to sing "i got Ham but I'm not a Hamster" at the Killers show during 'all these things that I've done' ?
Dean Moore is quoting song lyrics today (yes marco it is an original update) " Oh Oh ohoh Oh OH Ohohhho"
Dean Moore was Einsteins theory, Relatively good?
Dean Moore thinks there should be a limit to how many times a person should watch New Moon... i think once is already too much
Dean Moore how many points do i get for splashing a road worker with a puddle?
Dean Moore going to start using facebook in Føroyskt instead of english
Dean Moore places smart message here
Dean Moore they could kill two birds with one stone if they put urinals at ATM's.. the question is: Would you use it?
Dean Moore dropped my headset in the toilet, please dont call me right now...
Facebook stuff Dec2009 :)
Dean Moore There are no white people, any kid with a box of crayons will tell you, we are in fact beige.
Dean Moore cupid without an arrow is just a fat baby
Dean Moore died last night
Dean Moore taking this Bull by the horns.. ok so its a bunny, but his ears could be horns..
Dean Moore a wise man once said
Dean Moore good to know that google has 41million results for "why can't I own a Canadian"
Dean Moore and over use of exclamation marks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dean Moore :)
Dean Moore just try to break my smile today
Dean Moore wants to put on a fake beard and pretend to be a Blacksmith..
Dean Moore are you pondering what i'm pondering? If so, how will we get a one-eyed moose to take us to Egypt?
Dean Moore To all my friends having birthdays this weekend, stay indoors cos the weather sucks, try again next year.. sorry
Dean Moore is singing in the rain... ok i'm lip synching indoors.. times are tough
Dean Moore Get over it old lady, you'll be fine.. grown ups tackle each other all the time..
Dean Moore to kill two birds with one glass house is worth two old dogs in the hand
Dean Moore a mighty pen with no ink, is just a blunt sword
Dean Moore trying to find that perfect low cut jeans to match this g-string..
Dean Moore should i throw away this old newspaper or donate it to Lady Gaga, seems she needs a new hat..
Dean Moore some contraptions have their own rules.. like shopping trolleys
Dean Moore this is the official status update to be used when no update is available. Please wait for next update.
Dean Moore IS SHOUTING!, no i'm not, YES I AM!
Dean Moore never just claps hands, i give myself high fives repeatedly, i'm that awesome..
Dean Moore wishes that he has Pacman powerups in every corner - just start chasing people and swallow them whole..
Dean Moore Wouldn't Teenage Mutant Snapping Turtles have been a better force to be reckoned with?
Dean Moore someone hand me the lucky dice please
Dean Moore Ryno made me do it
Dean Moore Tip: Always be the one to raise the bar, unless participating in a Limbo Dance
Dean Moore I believe it was Shakespeare who said "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you" or was that Rick Astley?
Dean Moore Can i get Gingivitis from Ginger kids?
Dean Moore saw a chicken cross the road. I was going to ask him why, but I dont speak french..
Dean Moore raindrops keep falling on my head, if they were rocks we'd be lying somewhere dead
Dean Moore what a great day at work, the only question for tomorrow, do i bring the automatic or the shotgun?
Dean Moore cupid without an arrow is just a fat baby
Dean Moore died last night
Dean Moore taking this Bull by the horns.. ok so its a bunny, but his ears could be horns..
Dean Moore a wise man once said
Dean Moore good to know that google has 41million results for "why can't I own a Canadian"
Dean Moore and over use of exclamation marks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dean Moore :)
Dean Moore just try to break my smile today
Dean Moore wants to put on a fake beard and pretend to be a Blacksmith..
Dean Moore are you pondering what i'm pondering? If so, how will we get a one-eyed moose to take us to Egypt?
Dean Moore To all my friends having birthdays this weekend, stay indoors cos the weather sucks, try again next year.. sorry
Dean Moore is singing in the rain... ok i'm lip synching indoors.. times are tough
Dean Moore Get over it old lady, you'll be fine.. grown ups tackle each other all the time..
Dean Moore to kill two birds with one glass house is worth two old dogs in the hand
Dean Moore a mighty pen with no ink, is just a blunt sword
Dean Moore trying to find that perfect low cut jeans to match this g-string..
Dean Moore should i throw away this old newspaper or donate it to Lady Gaga, seems she needs a new hat..
Dean Moore some contraptions have their own rules.. like shopping trolleys
Dean Moore this is the official status update to be used when no update is available. Please wait for next update.
Dean Moore IS SHOUTING!, no i'm not, YES I AM!
Dean Moore never just claps hands, i give myself high fives repeatedly, i'm that awesome..
Dean Moore wishes that he has Pacman powerups in every corner - just start chasing people and swallow them whole..
Dean Moore Wouldn't Teenage Mutant Snapping Turtles have been a better force to be reckoned with?
Dean Moore someone hand me the lucky dice please
Dean Moore Ryno made me do it
Dean Moore Tip: Always be the one to raise the bar, unless participating in a Limbo Dance
Dean Moore I believe it was Shakespeare who said "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you" or was that Rick Astley?
Dean Moore Can i get Gingivitis from Ginger kids?
Dean Moore saw a chicken cross the road. I was going to ask him why, but I dont speak french..
Dean Moore raindrops keep falling on my head, if they were rocks we'd be lying somewhere dead
Dean Moore what a great day at work, the only question for tomorrow, do i bring the automatic or the shotgun?
Facebook updates Nov 2009
Dean Moore dreamt i was singing off tune in the shower, then i woke up.. humming.. oh, and in the shower
Dean Moore tried to learn german on mp3's.. .. all i can remember is "listen and repeat"
Dean Moore phone call at 6am, i pressed snooze
Dean Moore i dont think this spider is more afraid of me, cos i'm the only one running away screaming..
Dean Moore Esquire
Dean Moore when you said Join The Club, i didn't know there was actually a club..
Dean Moore How did Casper the friendly ghost die?
Dean Moore Just spoke to my Simontjie.. Love you so much!.. (sorry guys for the sappy status:)
Dean Moore came across a wishing well, simply wished that I didn't fall in..
Dean Moore sup?
Dean Moore colon closed bracket
Dean Moore does practice really make perfect? i'd rather try everything once, and rely on beginners luck..
Dean Moore Pamphlet is a complicated synonym for trash..
Dean Moore imagine if Adolf Hitler was still alive.. He'd be like really old
Dean Moore traffic jams are just congo lines, with cars..
Dean Moore updates for the week: Mondays suck, need a longer wekeend, Tuesday is taking forever, is it only Wednesday? - happy hump day, Phuza Thuzday!, Woohoo its the weekend baby!
Dean Moore if i hold my breath in the dark, i can't hear anything in the silence, except maybe someone else.. holding their breath
Dean Moore Believes in time travel. Just 10hours ago, i was in yesterday.
Dean Moore note to self: this is the last nite, remember to get a refill
Dean Moore they should really make potato flavoured chips
Dean Moore may or may not be wearing a cape.. ok i am.
Dean Moore when scrambling for a nearby weapon, a raging cat works better than a crowbar..
Dean Moore haha
Dean Moore spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam, i dont like spam
Dean Moore to the winch wench
Dean Moore i've seen lassie enough times to know that this dog is trying to tell me something..
Dean Moore BTW: If your vehicle is a 4-wheel-drive, it is not necessary to avoid puddles..
Dean Moore someone actually did a study entitled "Saving and Spending Patterns of Moustached Americans"
Dean Moore Shesha
Dean Moore over and out
Dean Moore that was the dullest rocket impact, i have ever seen.. i can do better with a coke bottle and some mentos..
Dean Moore 5mins to Centaur impact on the moon
Dean Moore NASA's director of Science: a half-bald-mullet-wearing-moustache-that-will-put-Tom-Sellick-down redneck...
Dean Moore NASA's mission control looks like 4 students in their grandma's basement
Dean Moore Nasa's LCROSS Travelling @ 1.38km/s
Dean Moore I dont mean to alarm anyone, but what if the moon decides to strike first!
Dean Moore we all hoped for summer, now i'm sitting here with swamp ass and its not even 9 o clock
Dean Moore if u wore 2 pairs of 3D glasses, does that mean you see the movie in 6D?
Dean Moore Tip: When planting landmines, be sure not to pat the soil !
Dean Moore fwends womans countwymen
Dean Moore this week on stupid americans get injured: "I didn't know the elephants were dangerous, there was no sign"
Dean Moore need I say that a weekend is in order
Dean Moore Cmon weather, i'm counting on you.
Dean Moore is going to hold an intervention, for status updates
Dean Moore ♫do it to me one more time.. just not that thing with the panda and the spider man undies!
Dean Moore tried to learn german on mp3's.. .. all i can remember is "listen and repeat"
Dean Moore phone call at 6am, i pressed snooze
Dean Moore i dont think this spider is more afraid of me, cos i'm the only one running away screaming..
Dean Moore Esquire
Dean Moore when you said Join The Club, i didn't know there was actually a club..
Dean Moore How did Casper the friendly ghost die?
Dean Moore Just spoke to my Simontjie.. Love you so much!.. (sorry guys for the sappy status:)
Dean Moore came across a wishing well, simply wished that I didn't fall in..
Dean Moore sup?
Dean Moore colon closed bracket
Dean Moore does practice really make perfect? i'd rather try everything once, and rely on beginners luck..
Dean Moore Pamphlet is a complicated synonym for trash..
Dean Moore imagine if Adolf Hitler was still alive.. He'd be like really old
Dean Moore traffic jams are just congo lines, with cars..
Dean Moore updates for the week: Mondays suck, need a longer wekeend, Tuesday is taking forever, is it only Wednesday? - happy hump day, Phuza Thuzday!, Woohoo its the weekend baby!
Dean Moore if i hold my breath in the dark, i can't hear anything in the silence, except maybe someone else.. holding their breath
Dean Moore Believes in time travel. Just 10hours ago, i was in yesterday.
Dean Moore note to self: this is the last nite, remember to get a refill
Dean Moore they should really make potato flavoured chips
Dean Moore may or may not be wearing a cape.. ok i am.
Dean Moore when scrambling for a nearby weapon, a raging cat works better than a crowbar..
Dean Moore haha
Dean Moore spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam, i dont like spam
Dean Moore to the winch wench
Dean Moore i've seen lassie enough times to know that this dog is trying to tell me something..
Dean Moore BTW: If your vehicle is a 4-wheel-drive, it is not necessary to avoid puddles..
Dean Moore someone actually did a study entitled "Saving and Spending Patterns of Moustached Americans"
Dean Moore Shesha
Dean Moore over and out
Dean Moore that was the dullest rocket impact, i have ever seen.. i can do better with a coke bottle and some mentos..
Dean Moore 5mins to Centaur impact on the moon
Dean Moore NASA's director of Science: a half-bald-mullet-wearing-moustache-that-will-put-Tom-Sellick-down redneck...
Dean Moore NASA's mission control looks like 4 students in their grandma's basement
Dean Moore Nasa's LCROSS Travelling @ 1.38km/s
Dean Moore I dont mean to alarm anyone, but what if the moon decides to strike first!
Dean Moore we all hoped for summer, now i'm sitting here with swamp ass and its not even 9 o clock
Dean Moore if u wore 2 pairs of 3D glasses, does that mean you see the movie in 6D?
Dean Moore Tip: When planting landmines, be sure not to pat the soil !
Dean Moore fwends womans countwymen
Dean Moore this week on stupid americans get injured: "I didn't know the elephants were dangerous, there was no sign"
Dean Moore need I say that a weekend is in order
Dean Moore Cmon weather, i'm counting on you.
Dean Moore is going to hold an intervention, for status updates
Dean Moore ♫do it to me one more time.. just not that thing with the panda and the spider man undies!
Facebook status updates Oct 2009
Dean Moore just dont stab me in the back, right in my face!!
Dean Moore are Lions really from the jungle?
Dean Moore has a funny feeling
Dean Moore thinks that Shift is missing me..i really should go home and play..
Dean Moore realized that ppl dont READ emails, unless there is a jpeg attached..
Dean Moore Beyonce who?
Dean Moore is reading a script for a 3 hr movie.. oh wait its just a status update..
Dean Moore started it
Dean Moore thinks you're awesome
Dean Moore is bored with Ryno
Dean Moore my donkey cart is in for a service, time to change the carrots
Dean Moore dreeeeeeaaaaaam
Dean Moore Swarley
Dean Moore listen up team, there is no 'i' in 'me'
Dean Moore oh, i thought u said pubic holiday?!
Dean Moore haut haucker
Dean Moore its just a gerbil.. and he's with me.
Dean Moore How Do You Plead? Like this: "oh please please please pretty please!"
Dean Moore is on top of a hill... cos thats how i roll.
Dean Moore feels good
Dean Moore is seeing red again
Dean Moore i'm soo tired, i could just... sleep
Dean Moore what do super heroes say after they have caught the villain? All I can think of is 'jinkies'
Dean Moore Ozzy told me to shock the monkey... shouldn't have taken him seriously
Dean Moore does not think that hands-free kits for women are of any use.. they talk with their hands anyways..
Dean Moore aint that the truth
Dean Moore hm
Dean Moore Kanye 'The Douche' West
Dean Moore 9 holes, one good drive... the shot that makes me keep coming back for more.
Dean Moore exactly what flavour is tutti frutti?
Dean Moore what transpires in the confine's of the walls of Sodom, stays in the confine's of the walls of Sodom
Dean Moore Mmmm, catfood
Dean Moore thinks thats a great idea, but how will we get everyone to shave their eyebrows?
Dean Moore Come on Eileen
Dean Moore ninjas dont ride bicycles, they ride Dicycles (and they never shorten the name)
Dean Moore maybe, but we would have to know someone on the inside, i know a guy, the blue one
Dean Moore its most definitely spring, which means guys, its that time of year to change your underwear..
Dean Moore Go go gadget hammock.. I like it.
Dean Moore you know when a band begins to play a song, there is that moment when the crowd recognises it and begin to cheer? Goosies, I tell you.
Dean Moore nothing like comedy..
Dean Moore jolly-ho
Dean Moore the glass is always half greener on the other side
Dean Moore is beginning to notice, how much this feels like a waking limb.. pins and needles..
Dean Moore Yells pillage in a pharmacy.
Dean Moore are Lions really from the jungle?
Dean Moore has a funny feeling
Dean Moore thinks that Shift is missing me..i really should go home and play..
Dean Moore realized that ppl dont READ emails, unless there is a jpeg attached..
Dean Moore Beyonce who?
Dean Moore is reading a script for a 3 hr movie.. oh wait its just a status update..
Dean Moore started it
Dean Moore thinks you're awesome
Dean Moore is bored with Ryno
Dean Moore my donkey cart is in for a service, time to change the carrots
Dean Moore dreeeeeeaaaaaam
Dean Moore Swarley
Dean Moore listen up team, there is no 'i' in 'me'
Dean Moore oh, i thought u said pubic holiday?!
Dean Moore haut haucker
Dean Moore its just a gerbil.. and he's with me.
Dean Moore How Do You Plead? Like this: "oh please please please pretty please!"
Dean Moore is on top of a hill... cos thats how i roll.
Dean Moore feels good
Dean Moore is seeing red again
Dean Moore i'm soo tired, i could just... sleep
Dean Moore what do super heroes say after they have caught the villain? All I can think of is 'jinkies'
Dean Moore Ozzy told me to shock the monkey... shouldn't have taken him seriously
Dean Moore does not think that hands-free kits for women are of any use.. they talk with their hands anyways..
Dean Moore aint that the truth
Dean Moore hm
Dean Moore Kanye 'The Douche' West
Dean Moore 9 holes, one good drive... the shot that makes me keep coming back for more.
Dean Moore exactly what flavour is tutti frutti?
Dean Moore what transpires in the confine's of the walls of Sodom, stays in the confine's of the walls of Sodom
Dean Moore Mmmm, catfood
Dean Moore thinks thats a great idea, but how will we get everyone to shave their eyebrows?
Dean Moore Come on Eileen
Dean Moore ninjas dont ride bicycles, they ride Dicycles (and they never shorten the name)
Dean Moore maybe, but we would have to know someone on the inside, i know a guy, the blue one
Dean Moore its most definitely spring, which means guys, its that time of year to change your underwear..
Dean Moore Go go gadget hammock.. I like it.
Dean Moore you know when a band begins to play a song, there is that moment when the crowd recognises it and begin to cheer? Goosies, I tell you.
Dean Moore nothing like comedy..
Dean Moore jolly-ho
Dean Moore the glass is always half greener on the other side
Dean Moore is beginning to notice, how much this feels like a waking limb.. pins and needles..
Dean Moore Yells pillage in a pharmacy.
Facebook updates Sep 2009
Dean Moore Due to forseen circumstances has just updated this status
Dean Moore wonders why oh why oh why do I have Irene Cara on my playlist...
Dean Moore work day is only half over, i'm here till 10 today :(
Dean Moore Hears with his hands, like the blind.
Dean Moore knows something you dont know. .. ah darn, what was it..?
Dean Moore brownchickenbrowncow
Dean Moore : O
Dean Moore dont judge a book by its cover.. always check the centrefold
Dean Moore is talking to himself. No I'm not. Yes you are. Dumbass.
Dean Moore can't believe Vanilla Ice is back.. Thought he got capped by the KKK back in '92
Dean Moore Over-rated shooters... they are.. well.. Over-rated
Dean Moore In the soundtrack to my life, I believe that the 20th Century Fox intro plays everytime I take a whizz..
Dean Moore if you've been wanting to remove me as your friend, i beat you to it..
Dean Moore Once upon a time (thats how it starts), I was driving along a long lonely road, FM radio fizzling in the back, tar humming beneath the tyres. When I spotted that hitchhiker. I slowed the car as he drew nearer, thumb out..... (continue in the comments block)
Dean Moore fell into a vat of radioactive chemical X.. ..all I got got was unnecessary back hair..
Dean Moore red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry
Dean Moore B I N G O and fred was his name
Dean Moore to all the people jogging and cycling early morning.. stop it! you're making me look bad, oh and on your way back please bring me some donuts..
Dean Moore Is an active participant in tv show theme songs
Dean Moore plans to sleep late this weekend... really, i'm going to try ... no really
Dean Moore Warning: The following program may contain swearing throughout!
Dean Moore try it.. http://tinyurl.com/bqqrvx
Dean Moore woke up this morning like Angelina Jolie... next to someone else's baby
Dean Moore sitting on the dock of the bay, watching the shaaahahauu
Dean Moore ...when the music stops very suddenly, and you're the only douche still singing...
Dean Moore had the Secunda tour, looks the same, smells the same, tastes like vodka
Dean Moore why did some people have to complicate life? Like Shakespeare, George Washington and Dolly Parton
Dean Moore Brad, Janet.. Rocky
Dean Moore can i un-hangup in someones ear.. no wait, he deserved it..
Dean Moore . . . _ _ _ . . .
Dean Moore is like a recoiled spring, just waiting to go.. .. boing!
Dean Moore All you need is the rocket experience
Dean Moore rain in spain falls mainly in JHB in August?
Dean Moore wonders why oh why oh why do I have Irene Cara on my playlist...
Dean Moore work day is only half over, i'm here till 10 today :(
Dean Moore Hears with his hands, like the blind.
Dean Moore knows something you dont know. .. ah darn, what was it..?
Dean Moore brownchickenbrowncow
Dean Moore : O
Dean Moore dont judge a book by its cover.. always check the centrefold
Dean Moore is talking to himself. No I'm not. Yes you are. Dumbass.
Dean Moore can't believe Vanilla Ice is back.. Thought he got capped by the KKK back in '92
Dean Moore Over-rated shooters... they are.. well.. Over-rated
Dean Moore In the soundtrack to my life, I believe that the 20th Century Fox intro plays everytime I take a whizz..
Dean Moore if you've been wanting to remove me as your friend, i beat you to it..
Dean Moore Once upon a time (thats how it starts), I was driving along a long lonely road, FM radio fizzling in the back, tar humming beneath the tyres. When I spotted that hitchhiker. I slowed the car as he drew nearer, thumb out..... (continue in the comments block)
Dean Moore fell into a vat of radioactive chemical X.. ..all I got got was unnecessary back hair..
Dean Moore red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry
Dean Moore B I N G O and fred was his name
Dean Moore to all the people jogging and cycling early morning.. stop it! you're making me look bad, oh and on your way back please bring me some donuts..
Dean Moore Is an active participant in tv show theme songs
Dean Moore plans to sleep late this weekend... really, i'm going to try ... no really
Dean Moore Warning: The following program may contain swearing throughout!
Dean Moore try it.. http://tinyurl.com/bqqrvx
Dean Moore woke up this morning like Angelina Jolie... next to someone else's baby
Dean Moore sitting on the dock of the bay, watching the shaaahahauu
Dean Moore ...when the music stops very suddenly, and you're the only douche still singing...
Dean Moore had the Secunda tour, looks the same, smells the same, tastes like vodka
Dean Moore why did some people have to complicate life? Like Shakespeare, George Washington and Dolly Parton
Dean Moore Brad, Janet.. Rocky
Dean Moore can i un-hangup in someones ear.. no wait, he deserved it..
Dean Moore . . . _ _ _ . . .
Dean Moore is like a recoiled spring, just waiting to go.. .. boing!
Dean Moore All you need is the rocket experience
Dean Moore rain in spain falls mainly in JHB in August?
Facebook status updates Aug2009
Dean Moore Walked into a glass door... Funny, but i didnt think so.
Dean Moore Just saw a movie title by a director: Yu Lik Wai... I thought it was a question..!?
Dean Moore readiness and rainbows, sing-a-longs and the pope
Dean Moore ♫ Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight, unfortunately nothing for me..
Dean Moore Xgames 15 starts today, going to be a good one this year..
Dean Moore Dean Moriarty
Dean Moore my what thot how what peace is
Dean Moore another is back this everyone feeling cant last
Dean Moore Diffie-Hellman
Dean Moore time doesn't fly when you're not having fun
Dean Moore i'm alive. frostbite can try again next year..
Dean Moore mpls
Dean Moore somethings missing..can't quite put my finger on it..
Dean Moore so which is it..."he who hesitates is lost" or "look before you leap"
Dean Moore if its going to be my arse on the line... you'd better not stuff it up
Dean Moore which is correct "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" or "you're never too old to learn"
Dean Moore had it, I was right there... but then i woke up
Dean Moore where have I been, you might ask? well, when you find out, please let me know.
Dean Moore **lol**
Dean Moore Tony Danza set that bar high for man cleaning house.
Dean Moore woo hoo, oh no wait, that was lame... yeah baby.. not quite.. but you get my excitement..
Dean Moore is on it today.
Dean Moore just think, if we took a vuvuzela and put 3 buttons on it... we could call it a trumpet.. and it might sound like something?
Dean Moore wants his own Jerry Springer audience..
Dean Moore anyone having a bad day, say: Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi... feel better now?
Dean Moore inserts this.. instead of a complaint
Dean Moore ok i give up.. u win
Dean Moore do you think i could make it a whole week without any status updates?
Dean Moore i think i skipped sunday, can i go back now?
Dean Moore high-fives all around!
Dean Moore ♫ kitty litter ♫
Dean Moore bark bark
Dean Moore listening to Foreigner..
Dean Moore thank you for participating
Dean Moore why dont shoe manufacturers endorse insect squashing?
Dean Moore Dean Martin rocks!
Dean Moore how come post-its dont need stamps?
Dean Moore curtain rings, chicken flings and shiny things.. yip thats about it
Dean Moore feels like a dentist, sliding around on my office chair... that and the pain that people feel when they leave..
Dean Moore see a penny pick it up, all day long you'll walk around with a useless 5c in your pocket...
Dean Moore ha
Dean Moore thank the romans its friday
Dean Moore think not of mistakes made in the past, rather of how many you are yet to make
Dean Moore aaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhgrrrrrrrrrrrrrhaaaaaaaaaaagrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"$"£*&"$*"!!
Dean Moore Just saw a movie title by a director: Yu Lik Wai... I thought it was a question..!?
Dean Moore readiness and rainbows, sing-a-longs and the pope
Dean Moore ♫ Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight, unfortunately nothing for me..
Dean Moore Xgames 15 starts today, going to be a good one this year..
Dean Moore Dean Moriarty
Dean Moore my what thot how what peace is
Dean Moore another is back this everyone feeling cant last
Dean Moore Diffie-Hellman
Dean Moore time doesn't fly when you're not having fun
Dean Moore i'm alive. frostbite can try again next year..
Dean Moore mpls
Dean Moore somethings missing..can't quite put my finger on it..
Dean Moore so which is it..."he who hesitates is lost" or "look before you leap"
Dean Moore if its going to be my arse on the line... you'd better not stuff it up
Dean Moore which is correct "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" or "you're never too old to learn"
Dean Moore had it, I was right there... but then i woke up
Dean Moore where have I been, you might ask? well, when you find out, please let me know.
Dean Moore **lol**
Dean Moore Tony Danza set that bar high for man cleaning house.
Dean Moore woo hoo, oh no wait, that was lame... yeah baby.. not quite.. but you get my excitement..
Dean Moore is on it today.
Dean Moore just think, if we took a vuvuzela and put 3 buttons on it... we could call it a trumpet.. and it might sound like something?
Dean Moore wants his own Jerry Springer audience..
Dean Moore anyone having a bad day, say: Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi... feel better now?
Dean Moore inserts this.. instead of a complaint
Dean Moore ok i give up.. u win
Dean Moore do you think i could make it a whole week without any status updates?
Dean Moore i think i skipped sunday, can i go back now?
Dean Moore high-fives all around!
Dean Moore ♫ kitty litter ♫
Dean Moore bark bark
Dean Moore listening to Foreigner..
Dean Moore thank you for participating
Dean Moore why dont shoe manufacturers endorse insect squashing?
Dean Moore Dean Martin rocks!
Dean Moore how come post-its dont need stamps?
Dean Moore curtain rings, chicken flings and shiny things.. yip thats about it
Dean Moore feels like a dentist, sliding around on my office chair... that and the pain that people feel when they leave..
Dean Moore see a penny pick it up, all day long you'll walk around with a useless 5c in your pocket...
Dean Moore ha
Dean Moore thank the romans its friday
Dean Moore think not of mistakes made in the past, rather of how many you are yet to make
Dean Moore aaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhgrrrrrrrrrrrrrhaaaaaaaaaaagrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"$"£*&"$*"!!
Facebook Status updates July 2009
Dean Moore does accidently biting the inside of your own mouth count towards battle scars?
Dean Moore "Before you judge me, try hard to love me, look in your heart and ask, have you seen my childhood" MJ
Dean Moore why do we say 'sick like a dog' instead I'm sick, like a really sick person
Dean Moore note to self: walking backwards does not move me back in time
Dean Moore Figuratively101: Eye candy is not a sweet that is consumed via the eyeball
Dean Moore usually say that something broke into a hundred pieces.. for effect.. since I couldn't actually imagine counting a million of them..
Dean Moore face it, friday is just one day closer to monday
Dean Moore what is the strange glowing thing in the sky? it hurts my eyes to see it?
Dean Moore completed the quiz "How much money do you earn?" with the result: Get some cardboard and make a sign
Dean Moore Thursday, feels just like yesterday it was Wednesday..!
Dean Moore loves a little alliteration
Dean Moore can only be awesome some of the time..
Dean Moore its a new dawn, its a new day
Dean Moore I dont wanna be a call girl
Dean Moore is going to stop using my indicators.. need to practise those hand signals.
Dean Moore had a good dose of Stephen Lynch, Adam Sandler and Tencious D, bring on the rest of the week... next song
Dean Moore is going green.. not to save the earth, i think i'm actually going green.
Dean Moore waiting for time to pass is like waiting for the bus, it comes eventually but then you have to sit next to some smelly guy.. no reward.
Dean Moore I think my phone has been tapped, should not have poked Mr Obama..
Dean Moore arguing with that little devil on my shoulder, what a wuss he's become
Dean Moore joined the group W.D.W.H.T.W.O.A.M - why do we have to work on a monday!!
Dean Moore "Before you judge me, try hard to love me, look in your heart and ask, have you seen my childhood" MJ
Dean Moore why do we say 'sick like a dog' instead I'm sick, like a really sick person
Dean Moore note to self: walking backwards does not move me back in time
Dean Moore Figuratively101: Eye candy is not a sweet that is consumed via the eyeball
Dean Moore usually say that something broke into a hundred pieces.. for effect.. since I couldn't actually imagine counting a million of them..
Dean Moore face it, friday is just one day closer to monday
Dean Moore what is the strange glowing thing in the sky? it hurts my eyes to see it?
Dean Moore completed the quiz "How much money do you earn?" with the result: Get some cardboard and make a sign
Dean Moore Thursday, feels just like yesterday it was Wednesday..!
Dean Moore loves a little alliteration
Dean Moore can only be awesome some of the time..
Dean Moore its a new dawn, its a new day
Dean Moore I dont wanna be a call girl
Dean Moore is going to stop using my indicators.. need to practise those hand signals.
Dean Moore had a good dose of Stephen Lynch, Adam Sandler and Tencious D, bring on the rest of the week... next song
Dean Moore is going green.. not to save the earth, i think i'm actually going green.
Dean Moore waiting for time to pass is like waiting for the bus, it comes eventually but then you have to sit next to some smelly guy.. no reward.
Dean Moore I think my phone has been tapped, should not have poked Mr Obama..
Dean Moore arguing with that little devil on my shoulder, what a wuss he's become
Dean Moore joined the group W.D.W.H.T.W.O.A.M - why do we have to work on a monday!!
Facebook Status updates June2009
Dean Moore is in the mood for a hot drink, blanket, knitting needles and a spork
Dean Moore Thanks everyone for the Birthday wishes! Have an awesome weekend.
Dean Moore Dont u feel like a douche, when you're so busy jamming in your car, you dont see the ambulance behind u!?
Dean Moore doesn't know the words to New York New York, or even why I would need to..
Dean Moore is blank
Dean Moore looking for the F5 button of life.. Refresh ..
Dean Moore has never been in the same place at the same time as Batman...
Dean Moore no news is good news, i guess
Dean Moore they say follow your dreams.. so i ran through a field in a blizzard looking for a headless mouse who stole my car keys ?!
Dean Moore cleanin storerooms, haven't made much progress, except I did find a gypsey midget hideout..
Dean Moore never-ending chorus of Gimme Me Hope Joanna... and Akon went home with the Bollywood queen.
Dean Moore had already downloaded the DVD screener for tomorrows rugby.. avi
Dean Moore i wonder if anyone has changed their status every minute for 24hrs... we should get someone to try.
Dean Moore collision avoidance
Dean Moore you know u've been on twitter when you start a conversation with @
Dean Moore "So, when you're hugging a clown,its only gay if you 'both' get a boner, right?" Zaius13 twitter
Dean Moore Dear Oprah
Dean Moore i just love Ms-Paint..
Dean Moore in all seriousness
Dean Moore hmmmm... bucket
Dean Moore yay me, likes reading emails from my gal..
Dean Moore is tapping foot to humming aircons.. is this wrong?
Dean Moore Forgetting that my twitter updates my facebook status too.. All these social networks!?
Dean Moore Testing twibble from my mobile...
Dean Moore today begins, why so quiet, let me make sure it is indeed Monday..
Dean Moore happy yet sad
Dean Moore D-Day
Dean Moore outlook good
Dean Moore waits
Dean Moore ... - - ...
Dean Moore sugar cubes, training wheels, pine cones and water flavoured tea..
Dean Moore George Harrison Paul McCartney John Lennon
Dean Moore 4 days 17hours 26 minutes 32 seconds
Dean Moore looking to buy a Friday? willing to pay cash..
Dean Moore whats this? another door
Dean Moore where am i
Dean Moore Thanks everyone for the Birthday wishes! Have an awesome weekend.
Dean Moore Dont u feel like a douche, when you're so busy jamming in your car, you dont see the ambulance behind u!?
Dean Moore doesn't know the words to New York New York, or even why I would need to..
Dean Moore is blank
Dean Moore looking for the F5 button of life.. Refresh ..
Dean Moore has never been in the same place at the same time as Batman...
Dean Moore no news is good news, i guess
Dean Moore they say follow your dreams.. so i ran through a field in a blizzard looking for a headless mouse who stole my car keys ?!
Dean Moore cleanin storerooms, haven't made much progress, except I did find a gypsey midget hideout..
Dean Moore never-ending chorus of Gimme Me Hope Joanna... and Akon went home with the Bollywood queen.
Dean Moore had already downloaded the DVD screener for tomorrows rugby.. avi
Dean Moore i wonder if anyone has changed their status every minute for 24hrs... we should get someone to try.
Dean Moore collision avoidance
Dean Moore you know u've been on twitter when you start a conversation with @
Dean Moore "So, when you're hugging a clown,its only gay if you 'both' get a boner, right?" Zaius13 twitter
Dean Moore Dear Oprah
Dean Moore i just love Ms-Paint..
Dean Moore in all seriousness
Dean Moore hmmmm... bucket
Dean Moore yay me, likes reading emails from my gal..
Dean Moore is tapping foot to humming aircons.. is this wrong?
Dean Moore Forgetting that my twitter updates my facebook status too.. All these social networks!?
Dean Moore Testing twibble from my mobile...
Dean Moore today begins, why so quiet, let me make sure it is indeed Monday..
Dean Moore happy yet sad
Dean Moore D-Day
Dean Moore outlook good
Dean Moore waits
Dean Moore ... - - ...
Dean Moore sugar cubes, training wheels, pine cones and water flavoured tea..
Dean Moore George Harrison Paul McCartney John Lennon
Dean Moore 4 days 17hours 26 minutes 32 seconds
Dean Moore looking to buy a Friday? willing to pay cash..
Dean Moore whats this? another door
Dean Moore where am i
Facebook status updates May 2009
Dean Moore will leave you with some inspiration today.. here it goes:
Dean Moore is selling my kidney..any takers?
Dean Moore ain't
Dean Moore ate so many skittles that I p'd a rainbow
Dean Moore long weekends should be 33 days
Dean Moore yay its friday!
Dean Moore Its been minutes, its been days. Its been all I will remember.
Dean Moore light up, light up, as if you have a choice..
Dean Moore the world around us makes me feel so small
Dean Moore cmon, shake a ragdoll baby
Dean Moore swears to shake it up, if you swear to listen..
Dean Moore keeps drawing a blank.. then erasing it with an actual drawing..
Dean Moore Steven Segal is not human, humanity has a sense of humour
Dean Moore tYpẼS LiKe ThỉS c0s 1ts c0ol !?!\~*!
Dean Moore has The Who in my head... "Won't Get Fooled Again
Dean Moore is selling my kidney..any takers?
Dean Moore ain't
Dean Moore ate so many skittles that I p'd a rainbow
Dean Moore long weekends should be 33 days
Dean Moore yay its friday!
Dean Moore Its been minutes, its been days. Its been all I will remember.
Dean Moore light up, light up, as if you have a choice..
Dean Moore the world around us makes me feel so small
Dean Moore cmon, shake a ragdoll baby
Dean Moore swears to shake it up, if you swear to listen..
Dean Moore keeps drawing a blank.. then erasing it with an actual drawing..
Dean Moore Steven Segal is not human, humanity has a sense of humour
Dean Moore tYpẼS LiKe ThỉS c0s 1ts c0ol !?!\~*!
Dean Moore has The Who in my head... "Won't Get Fooled Again
Facebook Status April 2009
Dean Moore "We're not lost soldier, we're in Normandy
Dean Moore green green graas.. but graas is not grass, so fail .. not paas?
Dean Moore IS NOT SHOUTING! I JUST LOVE CAPS!!
Dean Moore !
Dean Moore joined fb over a year and a half ago, oh how its changed..
Dean Moore smells winter
Dean Moore headache
Dean Moore not much
Dean Moore is green
Dean Moore is fine
Dean Moore ror
Dean Moore is undecided
Dean Moore ...lagavulin
Dean Moore imagines what the world would be like if it were round and not flat..
Dean Moore making a new attempt
Dean Moore is a deer huntin', yard mowing, weepy eyed on veterans day, 5 cooler owning, Eagles concert going, knuckle dragging..
Dean Moore is a mullet haircut, budweiser t-shirt wearing, gravy eating, snaggle toothed, yee-haw truck driving, kool-aid stained, dust covered, dirty finger-nailed...guy
Dean Moore green green graas.. but graas is not grass, so fail .. not paas?
Dean Moore IS NOT SHOUTING! I JUST LOVE CAPS!!
Dean Moore !
Dean Moore joined fb over a year and a half ago, oh how its changed..
Dean Moore smells winter
Dean Moore headache
Dean Moore not much
Dean Moore is green
Dean Moore is fine
Dean Moore ror
Dean Moore is undecided
Dean Moore ...lagavulin
Dean Moore imagines what the world would be like if it were round and not flat..
Dean Moore making a new attempt
Dean Moore is a deer huntin', yard mowing, weepy eyed on veterans day, 5 cooler owning, Eagles concert going, knuckle dragging..
Dean Moore is a mullet haircut, budweiser t-shirt wearing, gravy eating, snaggle toothed, yee-haw truck driving, kool-aid stained, dust covered, dirty finger-nailed...guy
Facebook status Mar 2009
Dean Moore thinks there is something wrong with my eyes, I can't see when the lights go out..?
Dean Moore changed the subject
Dean Moore concluded that singing in the shower makes teeth crooked
Dean Moore thinks precipices should not be a word
Dean Moore is not inside, he's on top!
Dean Moore is so broke, i'm cleaning house, hoping to find change
Dean Moore is so broke, the car gaurds are offering me change!
Dean Moore Got Milk?
Dean Moore heymyspacebardoesn'twork!?
Dean Moore wode da wed twacte wound and wound
Dean Moore is a two-bit-crib-fibbing-bib-dipper
Dean Moore is centsless
Dean Moore wonders when this monday will end
Dean Moore is splendid
Dean Moore Fail
Dean Moore has it sorted, now its natures turn..
Dean Moore has been sentenced
Dean Moore doesn't say the 'M' word
Dean Moore changed the subject
Dean Moore concluded that singing in the shower makes teeth crooked
Dean Moore thinks precipices should not be a word
Dean Moore is not inside, he's on top!
Dean Moore is so broke, i'm cleaning house, hoping to find change
Dean Moore is so broke, the car gaurds are offering me change!
Dean Moore Got Milk?
Dean Moore heymyspacebardoesn'twork!?
Dean Moore wode da wed twacte wound and wound
Dean Moore is a two-bit-crib-fibbing-bib-dipper
Dean Moore is centsless
Dean Moore wonders when this monday will end
Dean Moore is splendid
Dean Moore Fail
Dean Moore has it sorted, now its natures turn..
Dean Moore has been sentenced
Dean Moore doesn't say the 'M' word
Facebook status Feb 2009
Dean Moore can't believe
Dean Moore I want chicken, I want liver.. Meow Mix Meow Mix.....
Dean Moore is throwing a freakin' bone here
Dean Moore Place deep, inspirational, motivational message here
Dean Moore agreeed
Dean Moore is excite
Dean Moore chants " We want more!, We want more!"
Dean Moore has been fooled once.. shame on.. sh.. shame
Dean Moore needs to consider bedtime before 12
Dean Moore is super stoked
Dean Moore Mmmmmm....
Dean Moore I want chicken, I want liver.. Meow Mix Meow Mix.....
Dean Moore is throwing a freakin' bone here
Dean Moore Place deep, inspirational, motivational message here
Dean Moore agreeed
Dean Moore is excite
Dean Moore chants " We want more!, We want more!"
Dean Moore has been fooled once.. shame on.. sh.. shame
Dean Moore needs to consider bedtime before 12
Dean Moore is super stoked
Dean Moore Mmmmmm....
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