Facebook status updates Jan 2010

Dean Moore Whats the best thing that happened to me in 2009? That would be today, cos its over.
Dean Moore is soo lazy.. in other words, nothing new to report
Dean Moore Boxing day Golf rained out :(
Dean Moore Wishes everyone a very Merry Christmas, get fat and be jolly !!
Dean Moore and I thought mistletoe was something to do with pulling ur pants up too high?
Dean Moore When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
Dean Moore Hark, its nearly xmas
Dean Moore this mistletoe aint workin.. ok so its cabbage.. i never asked your opinion
Dean Moore is there anyone, who's family does NOT own the Boney M christmas album?
Dean Moore Rudolf the reindeer was the class clown!?
Dean Moore WHAT!!? There is NO Santa?!?
Dean Moore this rain makes me feel warm and fuzzy, and by rain i mean vodka
Dean Moore A rose by any other name is phenol athol alcohol..
Dean Moore Going to watch Avatar in 3D... Who wants to touch me?
Dean Moore did the mayans predict that the movie would make $230.4 million ?
Dean Moore ok seriously, what day of the week is this.?? :)
Dean Moore dnt thk ts rght 2 rmve d vowels frm wrds
Dean Moore Perfect lazy day, someone bring me a donut.
Dean Moore Damn u's a sexy bitch... Fags
Dean Moore Sitting at F cafe in cedar... Feels like holiday.
Dean Moore has gone White Stripes mad today.. Jack is my new favorite person.. uh oh..
Dean Moore to everyone going on leave now.. its salty and tastes like seaweed.. enjoy!
Dean Moore do not put things off for tomorrow, what can be done the day after.
Dean Moore back in the ol' seat o' work..
Dean Moore Rabble rabble rabble, home sweet home, would rather still be on holiday..
Dean Moore Had a super week
Dean Moore So i did watch New Moon yesterday, i think sparkle chest guy should use his families money to buy shirtless dog boy a t-shirt.
Dean Moore 3hrs sleep..time to start a new day, there was no hangover at 5am..
Dean Moore Spent the day in margate.. Mmmm. Just been for a long beach walk.
Dean Moore Having coffee overlooking the ocean, good morning holiday.
Dean Moore will be a Victim tonight!
Dean Moore do you think i can get the crowd to sing "i got Ham but I'm not a Hamster" at the Killers show during 'all these things that I've done' ?
Dean Moore is quoting song lyrics today (yes marco it is an original update) " Oh Oh ohoh Oh OH Ohohhho"
Dean Moore was Einsteins theory, Relatively good?
Dean Moore thinks there should be a limit to how many times a person should watch New Moon... i think once is already too much
Dean Moore how many points do i get for splashing a road worker with a puddle?
Dean Moore going to start using facebook in Føroyskt instead of english
Dean Moore places smart message here
Dean Moore they could kill two birds with one stone if they put urinals at ATM's.. the question is: Would you use it?
Dean Moore dropped my headset in the toilet, please dont call me right now...