Facebook updates Nov 2009

Dean Moore dreamt i was singing off tune in the shower, then i woke up.. humming.. oh, and in the shower
Dean Moore tried to learn german on mp3's.. .. all i can remember is "listen and repeat"
Dean Moore phone call at 6am, i pressed snooze
Dean Moore i dont think this spider is more afraid of me, cos i'm the only one running away screaming..
Dean Moore Esquire
Dean Moore when you said Join The Club, i didn't know there was actually a club..
Dean Moore How did Casper the friendly ghost die?
Dean Moore Just spoke to my Simontjie.. Love you so much!.. (sorry guys for the sappy status:)
Dean Moore came across a wishing well, simply wished that I didn't fall in..
Dean Moore sup?
Dean Moore colon closed bracket
Dean Moore does practice really make perfect? i'd rather try everything once, and rely on beginners luck..
Dean Moore Pamphlet is a complicated synonym for trash..
Dean Moore imagine if Adolf Hitler was still alive.. He'd be like really old
Dean Moore traffic jams are just congo lines, with cars..
Dean Moore updates for the week: Mondays suck, need a longer wekeend, Tuesday is taking forever, is it only Wednesday? - happy hump day, Phuza Thuzday!, Woohoo its the weekend baby!
Dean Moore if i hold my breath in the dark, i can't hear anything in the silence, except maybe someone else.. holding their breath
Dean Moore Believes in time travel. Just 10hours ago, i was in yesterday.
Dean Moore note to self: this is the last nite, remember to get a refill
Dean Moore they should really make potato flavoured chips
Dean Moore may or may not be wearing a cape.. ok i am.
Dean Moore when scrambling for a nearby weapon, a raging cat works better than a crowbar..
Dean Moore haha
Dean Moore spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam, i dont like spam
Dean Moore to the winch wench
Dean Moore i've seen lassie enough times to know that this dog is trying to tell me something..
Dean Moore BTW: If your vehicle is a 4-wheel-drive, it is not necessary to avoid puddles..
Dean Moore someone actually did a study entitled "Saving and Spending Patterns of Moustached Americans"
Dean Moore Shesha
Dean Moore over and out
Dean Moore that was the dullest rocket impact, i have ever seen.. i can do better with a coke bottle and some mentos..
Dean Moore 5mins to Centaur impact on the moon
Dean Moore NASA's director of Science: a half-bald-mullet-wearing-moustache-that-will-put-Tom-Sellick-down redneck...
Dean Moore NASA's mission control looks like 4 students in their grandma's basement
Dean Moore Nasa's LCROSS Travelling @ 1.38km/s
Dean Moore I dont mean to alarm anyone, but what if the moon decides to strike first!
Dean Moore we all hoped for summer, now i'm sitting here with swamp ass and its not even 9 o clock
Dean Moore if u wore 2 pairs of 3D glasses, does that mean you see the movie in 6D?
Dean Moore Tip: When planting landmines, be sure not to pat the soil !
Dean Moore fwends womans countwymen
Dean Moore this week on stupid americans get injured: "I didn't know the elephants were dangerous, there was no sign"
Dean Moore need I say that a weekend is in order
Dean Moore Cmon weather, i'm counting on you.
Dean Moore is going to hold an intervention, for status updates
Dean Moore ♫do it to me one more time.. just not that thing with the panda and the spider man undies!