Facebook status updates Oct 2009

Dean Moore just dont stab me in the back, right in my face!!
Dean Moore are Lions really from the jungle?
Dean Moore has a funny feeling
Dean Moore thinks that Shift is missing me..i really should go home and play..
Dean Moore realized that ppl dont READ emails, unless there is a jpeg attached..
Dean Moore Beyonce who?
Dean Moore is reading a script for a 3 hr movie.. oh wait its just a status update..
Dean Moore started it
Dean Moore thinks you're awesome
Dean Moore is bored with Ryno
Dean Moore my donkey cart is in for a service, time to change the carrots
Dean Moore dreeeeeeaaaaaam
Dean Moore Swarley
Dean Moore listen up team, there is no 'i' in 'me'
Dean Moore oh, i thought u said pubic holiday?!
Dean Moore haut haucker
Dean Moore its just a gerbil.. and he's with me.
Dean Moore How Do You Plead? Like this: "oh please please please pretty please!"
Dean Moore is on top of a hill... cos thats how i roll.
Dean Moore feels good
Dean Moore is seeing red again
Dean Moore i'm soo tired, i could just... sleep
Dean Moore what do super heroes say after they have caught the villain? All I can think of is 'jinkies'
Dean Moore Ozzy told me to shock the monkey... shouldn't have taken him seriously
Dean Moore does not think that hands-free kits for women are of any use.. they talk with their hands anyways..
Dean Moore aint that the truth
Dean Moore hm
Dean Moore Kanye 'The Douche' West
Dean Moore 9 holes, one good drive... the shot that makes me keep coming back for more.
Dean Moore exactly what flavour is tutti frutti?
Dean Moore what transpires in the confine's of the walls of Sodom, stays in the confine's of the walls of Sodom
Dean Moore Mmmm, catfood
Dean Moore thinks thats a great idea, but how will we get everyone to shave their eyebrows?
Dean Moore Come on Eileen
Dean Moore ninjas dont ride bicycles, they ride Dicycles (and they never shorten the name)
Dean Moore maybe, but we would have to know someone on the inside, i know a guy, the blue one
Dean Moore its most definitely spring, which means guys, its that time of year to change your underwear..
Dean Moore Go go gadget hammock.. I like it.
Dean Moore you know when a band begins to play a song, there is that moment when the crowd recognises it and begin to cheer? Goosies, I tell you.
Dean Moore nothing like comedy..
Dean Moore jolly-ho
Dean Moore the glass is always half greener on the other side
Dean Moore is beginning to notice, how much this feels like a waking limb.. pins and needles..
Dean Moore Yells pillage in a pharmacy.